bluntcrusher:

lets blow this joint

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AND FUCK SHIT UP

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queefilicious:

beauty sleep

queefilicious:

beauty sleep

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

The Avengers: Age of Ultron

endermisha:

bootslots:

obsidian-order:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

chesireclam:

flapper-queen:

itseasytoremember:

nentindo:

theanti90smovement:

lieutenantbites:

jellygod:

cheskasmagicshire:

Fran bsN

jrk

turdfay

snauk

dsm

vubvebt

mwexwswa

dcOURTNYE mCCcLURE

Helauns

lixxy

kspp

daneellw

endermisha:

bootslots:

obsidian-order:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

chesireclam:

flapper-queen:

itseasytoremember:

nentindo:

theanti90smovement:

lieutenantbites:

jellygod:

cheskasmagicshire:

Fran bsN

jrk

turdfay

snauk

dsm

vubvebt

mwexwswa

dcOURTNYE mCCcLURE

Helauns

lixxy

kspp

daneellw

brinconvenient:

An owl on a towel.

rabalogy:

vonmunsterr:

pb’s clearly been squattin’ crazy nasty.

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

andothercoolshitt:

Hi wedding cake how r u

andothercoolshitt:

Hi wedding cake how r u

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)