sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
I refuse to die until I see either sentient robots, first contact, virtual reality or all three
I will keep myself alive via pure spite and vitriol until I’m 300 years old
“So, I see you like Benedict Cumberbatch. What’s so great about-“
“Okay but I mean what specifical-“
“Uhmm is it his acting or his looks/personality or-“
I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve
and space ships.
and every food is healthy
and time machines
and other future stuff
I should’ve been born on the Enterprise
what if the dark was a conscious being
like every time you’re surrounded in complete darkness it’s just giving you a really big hug
you shouldn’t be afraid of the dark i bet it’s really nice
i just realized that my url kind of makes this a problem
Some people take this website to seriously.
I will never get over this joke
Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
Amanda Abbington, on how she and Martin Freeman met.
this smooth ass motherfucker
I was moaning to the make-up girl that I hadn’t got a boyfriend, and she said there was a guy on the same job who’d been saying the same thing, that he was looking for a nice girl. At that minute Martin walked in and I just had a thunderbolt. It dawned on me: “Oh, God it’s him!” We flirted with each other all day and when I went home he texted me, saying “You left and I wasn’t done flirting with you. That’s a bit rude.